Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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