so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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