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he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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