I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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