Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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