okay pat passed out under dana's car
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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