thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I have post one night stand depression
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