I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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