Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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