I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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