It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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