She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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