this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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