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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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