5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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