I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
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