im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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