Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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