no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
