Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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