Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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