Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Randomize
