Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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