C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
