just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Randomize