I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
no you cant smoke seaweed
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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