We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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