I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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