i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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