i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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