shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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