no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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