Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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