do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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