How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Rumble strips road head = magical
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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