But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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