so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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