Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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