I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
