are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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