But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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