We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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