Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Drake has all the answers
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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