Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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