Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Betty ford says i'm here all night
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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