i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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