I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i drank out of a bidet.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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