Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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