So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
