your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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