She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
