Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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