I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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