Even water is tasting like jack daniels
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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