Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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