Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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